January 2012
I was talking about my makeup set up with Mikey
and he said “I would like to see your collection :)”
is this real or
Time to do some crazy makeup! Gotta bring 2012 in...
I cried today at Walmart. →
nicolegonzaless:
I was in the line to check out and there was a lady in front of me. She was buying bare necessities like soap, milk, bread, shampoo, tampons, etc. She didn’t have one luxury item or anything that she didn’t need. The cashier told her the total and the lady starts paying with pennies. She paid like two dollars in pennies and she had nickles. She was paying with coins and like two...
December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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